lnniter:

playing minecraft single player survival like “this is the loneliest i have ever felt in my entire life. not sure if i should go on. holy shit a flower forest”

originofl0ve:

happy birthday to emily bronte and kate bush thanks for further weakening my tenuous grip on reality besties

caesarsaladinn:

schmergo:

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

Lincoln Lincoln

prisonhannibal:

prisonhannibal:

it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

don’t know if I can defend myself against this one

formal-leatherjacket:

the-real-numbers:

Girl help I’m violating the Hays Code

#and with your help girl i can violate more of it ;)#pass me that firearm take off ur clothes and let’s get down to some excessive or lustful kissing (x)

captain-lovelace:

Alignment chart of fictional male characters

afro-elf:

afro-elf:

denzel washington…… macbeth….. frances mcdormand…. lady… macbeth….. i feel faint….

full disclosure, i’m soaked

unhhhhbelievable:

cuteness–overload:

unmute